Welcome to the Don’t Mace Me Bro store where you can browse our various mace-related merchandise and apparel.

Official Don’t Mace Me Bro Apparel

Click the picture below to see every shirt style we offer. We currently have over 11 styles of shirts and sweaters available.

Now you can protect yourself from the pigs by wearing one of our Don’t Mace Me Bro shirts and sweaters. If you warn them that you don’t want to be maced, then they won’t mace you.

(I just made that last part up)

Don't Mace Me Bro Shirts

Official Don’t Mace Me Bro Hats

Click the picture below to check out our Don’t Mace Me Bro Hats

If you plan on going to the ball game and getting hammered, you might want to wear one of these hats.

Don't Mace Me Bro hats

Official Don’t Mace Me Bro Bumper Stickers

Click the picture below to check out our Don’t Mace Me Bro Bumper Stickers

If you drive drunk a lot, you might want to put one of these bumper stickers on your car. Or you could put it on a buddy’s care and pretend you don’t know where it came from.

Don't Mace Me Bro bumper stickers

How can you resist a Don’t Tase Me Bro shirt?

Click below to check it out.

Don't Tase Me Bro T-Shirt


Bear Repellent – Bear Pepper Spray

Great for hunters, hikers, or for giving your little sister a horrible wake-up call.

Guard Alaska 20% ultra hot pepper spray has proven so effective repelling bears, it is the only one registered with the EPA as a repellent for ALL SPECIES of bear! 9 Ounce Supersize with Shotgun fogger delivery.  Range of spray: Approximately 15-20 feet. Dimensions: Height: 8-3/4″ x Width: 2″  An invincible 20% ultra hot pepper spray.  Absolutely the most effective and powerful bear defense spray available today.  This product has proven so effective that it is the only one registered with the EPA as a repellent for ALL SPECIES of bear!  Environmentally safe! Does not contain flammable or ozone depleting substances. Our formula is scientifically proven superior, and endorsed by the Alaska Science & Technology Foundation. Six years of extensive testing in the wilds of Alaska.

Mace Security International Pepper Mace Pocket Model w/keychain 11 grams

Small enough to stick in your pocket, great for a night out at the bar!

  • Powerful pepper spray helps ward off would-be attackers.
  • Pepper Mace uses a powerful pepper formula that, upon contact with an attacker’s eyes, forces then to slam shut and causes an intense burning sensation to the eyes, skin and throat.
  • Flip-top safety cap helps prevent accidental discharge.
  • Compact design and finger-grip dispenser fit comfortably in woman’s hand.
  • Contains 5, one-second bursts.

 Uzi Mark6 Flip-Top Pepper Spray

Recommended by Law Enforcement!

Features: Belt clip. Refillable. 3/4 ounces. Ozone friendly. Works instantly. Sprays up to 10 feet. Works better than tear gas. Fliptop with additional safety features. Used and recommended by law enforcement.